I’m through submitting to
    Fools unfitting to
        Teach. I’m quitting to-
            Day.

That’s it! I’m making e—
    Scape, partaking a
        Bit and breaking a—
            Way.

Schools (what passes) have
    Sway—the masses have
        Dumbed as classes have
            Droned.

Coincidentally, I
    Get mentally high,
        Four-twentily
            Stoned.

I’m tired of showing that
    Status quo-ing—that
        Isn’t going that
            Well.

I can’t wait today!
    Celebrate today!
        Ease this day-to-day
            Hell!

I’m done portraying I’m
    Pleased obeying. I’m
        Sick of saying, “I’m
            Owned.”

I’m transcendentally, el—
    Ementally, well,
        Four-twentily
            Stoned.

I’ll soon be firing my
    Pipe, rewiring my
        Mind, inspiring my
            View.

Zapping slavery
    Takes some bravery—
        Bit of knavery,
            Too.

The Man’s face is pied to have
    Been denied to have
        What he tried to have
            Cloned.

So incidentally, let—
’s go gentle-ly get
    [breath (it should sound like inhalation off that aforementioned pipe)]
Developmentally, mon—
Umentally, non—
Judgmentally, in—
Nocent-ally, in—
Crementally, fun—
Damentally, un—
Parentally, sent—
Imentally bent—
Four-twentily
Stoned.

Copyright © 2010 by Sam A. Robrin or whoever the hell it is who writes these things. Go ahead and use it (Hey, I lifted the melody!), but if you make a little money on it, I want some!